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Kingdom Came You obtained all trophies! Now go and touch some grass.

Bohemian Sniper You killed an enemy with a crossbow shot to the head at long range.

High Noon You shot a gun-wielding enemy with a gun.

Overkill You pulverized a rabbit with a gunshot.

Slip the Noose You managed to talk your way out of an execution.

Weapon of Choice You've defeated an enemy with every type of weapon.

The Lord Taketh Away You've lost ten thousand groschen.

My Shoes! While you were passed out drunk, somebody nicked your shoes.

Hic-Hic-Boom Making gunpowder while drunk isn't a very good idea.

The End You completed the story.

Lent You finished the game without eating meat or killing any animals.

Face to Face You finally met Markvart von Aulitz.

True Cardinal You made it through the church council without raising suspicion.

Martyr You helped the legate attain martyrdom.

No Good Deed You saved Maleshov without getting caught.

The Hydra's Heads All three commanders are dead, and the powder magazine's been taken care of.

Die Another Day As Godwin, you saved your brother.

Tales of Kuttenberg You helped Rosa finish her book.

Original Gunslinger You got four loaded hand cannons ready.

Remember, Remember… Did you really think it wouldn't blow up? Really?

Been There, Done That You've completed most of the game's content.

Canny Shooter You won the miners' competition on the highest difficulty.

Master of Masters You beat Zavish in three disciplines.

Groschen Must Flow You spent ten thousand groschen.

Henry the Matchmaker You brought Victoria her sweetheart. Against his will.

Boneworks You helped the executioner, knacker, and ossuary guardian.

The Dirty Seven You found all of Dry Devil's comrades-in-arms.

Poet's Gut Every strophe is a work of art.

Reforged You reforged the sword you'd been searching for so long.

Under a Brown Flag You hung used underwear on the tavern. Very used.

New Horizons Welcome to the Kuttenberg region!

Vengeance Istvan is dead. It's about time!

Rock and Stone! You killed an enemy with a boulder dropped from the battlements. Karl would be proud!

Fancy Fighting You killed an enemy with a combo.

Silence is Golden Thanks to you, the raid on Semine didn't happen.

Old Raven You found the true Lord of Nebakov.

Penitent One You made the penitential pilgrimage.

A Bird in the Hand You saved Capon from the gallows.

Nimble Fingers You picked the hardest lock.

Jack of All Trades You have successfully completed every mini-game.

Shiny You won a gold badge in a game of dice.

Truce You've helped the two quarreling villages reconcile. For now.

Henry the Bruiser You beat the best brawler around.

Lights Out You slit the throat of an enemy who was looking for you.

Man's Best Friend You found and saved Mutt.

Without Protection You broke an enemy's shield.

A Knight's Word You rewarded the herbwoman for her help as promised.

Under Pressure You won three skirmishes while bleeding.

An Old Friend You found Pebbles.

This Won't End Well And that was just a beginning...