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Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Depths Below Kill Hades

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Shoe Delivery Kill Hermes and acquire his Boots

English Pedigree Headshot an enemy with an arrow from a distance beyond 25m

Sibling Rivalry Kill Hercules

Ladies Man Successfully entertain Aphrodite

Open Sesame Open the Gates of Tisiphone

Titan Slayer Kill Cronos

Seeing things from a different perspective Solve Hera's Gardens

Freezer Burn Acquire the Boreas Icestorm

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Rescue Me Save Pandora

Three Wise Men Solve the Three Judges

Retribution Kill Zeus

Vengeance Complete Beat the game

Completed the Second Expedition Successfully assaulted Thunder's Drum.

Papu Popped Defeat Papu-Papu.

No Guts, No Glory Gut 3 Centaur Generals

Conquered the Mountain Drove out the threat within the mountain.

First Bluegleam Trade Traded Bluegleam for a special weapon or outfit.

First Spear Modification Applied a modification to your spear.

Drained the Flood Completely drained the floodwater from inside the Greycatch.

Feather Plucker Collect all of the Phoenix Feathers

Titular Achievement Earn 10 different titles.

Feeeed Meeeee! Die.