Trophies

healthy i need to stay as healthy as possible.

Storm brewin No time to even react. There was a flash and an incomprehensibly loud noise. A moment later the three bandits laid smoldering on the scorched ground. Kill 3 enemies with 1 bolt of lightning.

Popular I will need at least ten loyal followers to take up my cause. Recruit ten followers. (Flies count, as do animated plants (spell), probably also Alarm Bell fires)

The greatest memory These shards of crystallized experience are scattered everywhere. I've counted at least five hundred so far. Think of all the memories I'll have! Have 500 unspent experience during a run. Note: Stacks with Experience Trader

Lord of the flies Is there even a man amongst that cloud of flies?

Should have been there There was nothing I could do... The fight was over but he was bleeding badly and there was nothing I could do to stop it. I just kept walking. (Happened when my bloodmage companion bleed to death. not sure what caused...)

Defensive Go ahead tire yourself out upon my shield. Block a large amount of enemy attacks with a shield. (Just keep blocking til you get the achievement)

Pious My god loves me. I have dedicated my life to him and he'll surely not abandon me now. Right? Reach maximum favor with a god (indicated by number of white lit candles around the shrine).

Backstabber All these soldiers always yelling about honor on the battlefield. I'll stick to the shadows, thank you. Honor means little when you're dead.

Vengeance for the meek I may be a simple farmer. But the warmonger has gone too far. He has to die. Defeat Shield as the peasant.

Surpassing the master Just how much of a mage could a chunk of obsidian really be anyway? The time for praying is over. Now is the time for some new blood.

Humble godslayer I do not need any useless memories to distract me from my task.

Elementalist The only way to truly appreciate magic is to master its every form.

Kingslayer He may be imprisoned, but that is no justice for his crimes. My army will show him true justice. Kill Brearg with the Solider

Fractured mind All these different memories... I do not know who I am anymore.

One solution Pray to thousandfold that you may continue to incite violence. But don't pray too hard. Pray too hard.

All i see is red Did i do this...? maybe what they say about me is true.

Masterful lock picking Fine! I don't need a key anyway! I will just smash it open!

Back to the grindstone It started out as just a simple weapon. Now I am sure it could slay a god. Get a weapon up to +10.

Ghost I made it through...nobody even knows I was here. Complete a level without being detected.

My hands are clean Defeat a god without attacking him with your weapon (spells and allies are fine).

The cursed one What are the odds of finding him here? At least a hundred to one.

No weapon required A weapon is far too impersonal for this denizen of violence. I only trust my fists. Defeat a boss using only your fists.

Simple weapon proficiency Who needs all those fancy weapons? I have my trusty blade right here. I call her Godkiller. Never even been sharpened

No time to lose I reached my journey's end in only fifteen minutes.

Platinum Get all trophies in Creature Lab.

Practically a fanclub Create 20 different creatures

Ranked #1 in the M.B.O.T.W Magazine You surpassed Kai's rank! But remember, real fun lies in the trails between, not in the destination

Land Ahoy! See all landmarks using the telescopes

The Traveller See 10 Traveller Stones

The Nameless follower Reaching Rank #10

The Absolute Calm Unlock all other trophies.

Dynamite Harry Throw 15 Nitroglycerin that explodes
0/15

Chug! Chug! Chug! Drink 100 beers
0/100

Jesus Connect 50 planks
0/50

GAS, GAS, GAS! Drive the RV 1km with a single turbo fuel

Remote Commander Reel in 1km of rope with the winch
0/100000

Minesweeper Set off 5 mines without taking damage
0/5

Feed the Ronki Give another player to a Ronki

Down? Pop 25 balloons
0/25

Ripples Get 7 skips with a rock

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 Maybe buy a lottery ticket...?

Paddle Bros Achieve 20 volleys with a beach paddle

How's my fit? Find all St. Búttin Bay cosmetics

Daily commute Complete a lap in the traffic jam

Trials Reach the peak of Moped Mountain

Rad Do a double backflip on a moped

...or RV? Reach checkpoint 5 on St. Búttin Bay

At least there are no bears Reach checkpoint 6 on St. Búttin Bay

Mopeds?! Reach checkpoint 7 on St. Búttin Bay