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Couch Potato You have watched every single TV show on offer.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

An Idyllic Small Town You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Child of the Elder God You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Meet the Deadline You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

The Complete Zombie You've won every trophy, climbed every mountain, defeated every zombie, planted every plant.

Enlightened Collect all Zen Garden, Mushroom Garden, and Aquarium Garden plants.

Alive and Planting Get 40 flags in Survival Endless.

Immortal Survive 20 waves of pure zombie ferocity.

Nobel Peas Prize Get the Gold Sunflower Trophy.

Better Off Dead Get to a streak of 10 in I, Zombie Endless.

China Shop Get to a streak of 15 in Vasebreaker Endless.

I, Win Win all 9 I, Zombie trophies.

Beyond The Grave Beat all 20 Mini-games.

Smashing! Win all 9 Vasebreaker trophies.