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"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

Holy Warrior Kill 30 Minions

Abandon All Hope Break through the Gates of Hell

Relic Hunter Find a relic

Bad Nanny Kill 20 Unbaptized Babies

Sentence the Judge Defeat King Minos

Precious Find a Beatrice stone

Lovers Torn Asunder Defeat Marc Antony

The Great Worm Defeat Cerberus

Demon Slayer Kill 30 Demons

Footsteps of a Traitor Find 10 pieces of silver

Burning Eyes Send Charon back into the abyss

Confessional Kill 5 Heretics

Like Father Like Son Defeat Alighiero