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Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Toilet Break Demolish a public toilet on each map

Forbidden Donut Throw a cop through a donut with PK

If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

Trans-Siberian Express S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Ultimate Smoothie Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower

PK Slam Dunk Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

Steezy Down the Spine S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

To Russia With Love S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

Path of the Furon S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

Dusted Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Lobster Blisque Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Fly Me to the Moon Base Invade Solaris

Scuttled Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska! Invade Tunguska

Kaijuiced Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima Invade Takoshima

Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Upgreatest Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Freshly Squeezed Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Lie Back and Think of Albion Invade Albion

Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2 Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

Cult Following Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Shop Til They Drop Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Bodied Sattva Destroy a tool in Bay City

Pimp My Raid Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Earthly Pleasures Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Furon Fashion Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Mash Machine Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Rock of the Bay Invade Bay City