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Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Right On Target Kill a target 50 feet away or more using a spear.

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Bad Trip Influence 25 enemies using poison.

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Master Tracker Complete 5 "Beast Kill" quests.

Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

Mark 4 Wenja Discover the future past.

BEES! Eliminate 10 enemies using sting bombs.

Quickdraw Eliminate 15 enemies using throwing shards.

Real Estate Baron Complete all hut upgrades.

To Ash Complete the mission, The Fall of Batari.

Conquest Capture all forts.

Krati, Krati, Krati! Steal the Izila mask of Krati.

David And Goliath Eliminate 10 enemies using a sling.

Kanda Of Faith Climb to the peak of Pardaku Lookout and leap off.

Inflammable Eliminate 50 enemies with fire.

Evolution in Action Complete the mission, The Hunt for Ull.

Uncaged Escape the Udam caverns.

Outta My Way Eliminate 25 enemies while riding any beast.

Good Boy Tame the snowblood wolf.

Skewered Eliminate 100 enemies using a spear.