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Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Radical Ninja Stealth kill 15 enemies without alerting anyone.

Historian Find every audio diary

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Boom Stick Introduce Sly to his long lost Cooper relative in Episode 4.

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Oh Look It's Shiny Pickpocket 10 unique items.

Lost Weekend In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while you are drunk.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Infused with Greatness In the Main Campaign, collected every Infusion upgrade in a single game.

Home Sick Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 5.

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Small Town, Big Job You made a big impression at the Paleto Bay Chicken Festival.