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Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Radical Ninja Stealth kill 15 enemies without alerting anyone.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Boom Stick Introduce Sly to his long lost Cooper relative in Episode 4.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Oh Look It's Shiny Pickpocket 10 unique items.

Home Sick Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 5.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Lost Weekend In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while you are drunk.