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I Know More Kung Fu Learn 5 combat moves

Cat Burglar Find Megumi's kitten when it goes missing

What's It Worth? Take the Phoenix Mirror to the two antique shops in Dobuita

Stab In The Dark Find the Phoenix Mirror in the Hazuki Basement

Break And Enter Get into Warehouse 8 and meet Master Chen

One Step Closer Reach New Yokosuka Harbor

Gacha Catcha III Collect 50 Capsule toys

Mirror, Mirror Get the letter from Yuanda Zhu translated in Dobuita

Practise Makes Perfect Practise your Kung Fu in the Dojo with Fuku-san

Needle In A Haystack Find Charlie in the tattoo parlor in Dobuita

Gacha Catcha II Collect 25 Capsule toys

Freeloader Buy a soda for thirsty Wang Guang Ji

To Be This Good Takes Ages Play Hang-On or Space Harrier

Unexpected Visit Visit the fortune teller

Gacha Catcha Find your first collectable toy

Boy Scout Help the old lady in Sakuragaoka find a specific house

Treasure Your Friends Find the flashback in the Dojo

Simpler Times Find the flashback in the Yard

I Know Kung Fu Learn a combat move

Yummy Meal Find the flashback in the Kitchen

Appropriate Response Call the police at the beginning of the game

Be Kind Rewind Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!

Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.

Let’s Sling These Babies! You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!

Jopo Jopo Saves the Universe

Platinum Trophy (Thanks for your money suckers) Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.

Worst Guest Ever You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This? Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.

The Ultimate Happy Ending Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!

Final Upgrade! You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!

Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

Daddy Gotta Eat! Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

WE <3 MURDER Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!

Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

It's A Video Game, Kill Something! Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

Instant Clone Soup Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

Clone on Clone Crime Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!

Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

Pet Cemetery Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going! Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.

You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

Bet You Can't Make 100 You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

You Didn't Have To Do That You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!

BALL FUN TIME Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

The House Of The Dead Unlock all trophies of The House Of The Dead!