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Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Master of His Fate Earn Every Trophy

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate 10 guards while blending with the crowd

Explorer Explore all the Baghdad region territories

Gifted Escapist Collapse 20 scaffolding structures

Patron of the Arts Pay musicians 5 times

Patron of Industry Pay merchant groups 5 times

Patron of Sell-Swords Pay mercenaries 5 times

Attention Seeker Distract 10 guards with noisemakers

Eagle's Will Survive 10 minutes in open conflict

Unstoppable Kill 5 guards with one use of Assassin's Focus

Sleep Tight Put 10 guards to sleep with blowdarts

Fashion Statement Apply dye to an outfit

Scholar Bring all 7 lost books to Al-Jahiz

Self-Improvement Unlock 23 Skills

Tools of the Trade Fully upgrade all tools

Spread the News Use the services of a Munadi 3 times

Up in Smoke Affect 20 guards with smoke bombs

Silencer Destroy a Horn Bearer's horn with a throwing knife

Bird of Prey Tag 100 guards using Enkidu

Curio Collector Pickpocket all 18 artifacts and bring them to Dervis

Bal kullun mumkin Discover Basim's past

The Head of the Snake Eliminate the Head of the Order

Serving the Light Reach the maximum Hidden One Rank