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Heartbreaker You heard what \"Alice\" had to say.

Ding! You took a little elevator ride.

A Friend Indeed You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

License Revoked You completed The Signal without ever entering a vehicle.

A Friend in Need You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Hardboiled Writer You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

The Art of War VI Reach level 100 with any Disciple of War or Magic.
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Blazing Black Wind Of all things to learn, you chose to play with fire?

Temple of Taint Now at an end is the elder's long wait for the journeyer.

Brew of Bravery Fresh brew in an old cask. May it stir a great task!

A Spark of Thought Nothing sparks your talents more than a spark of thought.

Home is Behind The old monkey has told his tale. Onward you must go.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!