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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Infamy Level 1 Reached Infamy Level 1

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

The Orbist Collect 100 Precursor Orbs

Eggs Over Hard Push the Flut Flut Egg Off the Cliff

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions

Survived Again Survive Again

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

This Is My Movie Kill the Apex Predator in Prosperity Sands

Ocean Terror Reached Mega Growth

Tricks Didn't Help Ya Kill the Apex Predator in Caviar Key

I Thought You Were Tough Kill the Apex Predator in The Gulf

The New Apex Predator Destroy all Apex Predators

Dominating the Bayou Complete all objectives in Fawtick Bayou

Vengeance Is Mine Get revenge

Tourist Terror Complete all objectives in Golden Shores

Queen of the Wasteland Complete all objectives in Dead Horse Lake

Vacation From Hell Complete all objectives in Prosperity Sands

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Dropping Property Values Complete all objectives in Sapphire Bay