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Universe's Best Dad Finish the story on the Village of Shadows difficulty.

Hooligan Break every breakable window in Castle Dimitrescu in a single playthrough.

Lucky Number 7 Have 777, 7,777, or 77,777 Lei in your possession in the story.

World's Best Dad Finish the story on at least Hardcore difficulty.

Timber Defeat Uriaș during the first lycan attack when you enter the village.

Combo King Get a combo of at least 30 during The Mercenaries.

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.

Leader of the Pack Take down the Vârcolac Alfa in the story.

Squawk Shot Shoot down five flying crows in the story.

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Trick Shot Defeat an enemy from long range with the sniper rifle in the story.

Push Comes to Shove Push away an enemy after guarding in the story.

Great Dad Finish the story on at least Casual difficulty.

The Root of the Matter Find the Megamycete in the underground ruins.

Iron Giant Down Defeat the mutated Heisenberg.

Temporary Measures Place the Giant's Chalice in the ceremony site.

Up Urs! Defeat Uriaș in the stronghold.

Strategist Defeat at least three enemies with one attack in the story.

Fish Out of Water Defeat the mutated Moreau.

Got No Strings Defeat Donna and Angie.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Hunter Hunt an animal during the story.

That Sucked! Defeat the mutated Dimitrescu.

Repairer Combine a treasure into its complete form.

Get the Ball Rolling Solve a Labyrinth.

Cynic Destroy a Goat of Warding.

Petty Thief Unlock a simple lock with a lockpick.

Gunsmith Equip a gun with a customizable part.

Patron Purchase something from the Duke in the story.

Four Lords Escape the mine.

Not Lycan This… Survive the lycan attack.

Crafter Craft an item in the Crafting menu.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.