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Let's call it a draw Shoot off both arms on a Hulk and then extract while it's alive.

That which does not kill you... Be injured in all limbs at the same time.

It's the only way to be sure... Have 6 orbital barrage stratagems in the same place at the same time.

Kill it with fire! Kill 100 enemies using fire damage during the same mission.

Hold my primary, I'm going in! Complete a full Hard difficulty mission or higher without anyone firing their primary or support weapon.

The Final Frontier All trophies unlocked! Wow! You got all the things! Did all the stuff! Endured all the poop jokes! Good job!

Screw This Noise You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

Old Game Master Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.

No Refunds Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

Old Game Alliance Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

Home At Last You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

Jewel of the Bargain Bin Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

Kronus: Unplugged Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1

Power Underwhelming Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

Coastal Postal Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

Walking On Air Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

Eat This! Kill a bug warrior with a shotgun within 1 meter.

Part of a Complete Breakfast Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...

The Answer is 42 Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

I Come in Peace Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Zoologist Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Botanist Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Pinball Wizard Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Deleted But Not Forgotten Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

Teratomo? Teratomo! Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

Teratomo Defeated Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Who Is Teratomo? Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

Open Seasame Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

Shocking Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

The $600 Man 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Nothing is bigger than Freedom Defeat a Hulk.

Turdball Wizard Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

It's Not In The Game Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Ambidextrous Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

Au-revoir Gopher! Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Build It Up Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me. Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

Your Friendly Neighbourhood... Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

Return To Sender Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!