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Patently Stupid: Mean Gene Lose a game to Gene

Hot Springs Eternal You have visited the hot springs.

You're En Good Hance Enhanced items over 5,000 times.

Playah Hook up with 3 different girls in Campaign Mode.

Testikill Rupture 10 scrotums in any mode of play.

A-Train Manually break 3 tackles during a Campaign Mode game.

YDKJ: Everybody Gets Some Screw 7 other players and the audience

Fight in the Shade Defeated 10,000 enemies.

Love is a Battlefield Engaged in 2,500 battles.

The Combine Combine monsters 100 times.

Don't Get Cocky! You've defeated the monstrous Decimal.

Landlord You have more than 100 titles.

Time and Again Successfully executed a distinctive Special Art.

Split the Room: Audience Victim Lose a game to the audience

The Important Bits, at Least Cleared the digest route.

They Mostly Come Out at Night Defeated the four types of hidden monsters.

YDKJ: This Is Why You Can't Play Less than 10% of the audience gets a question right. (In an audience of at least 5.)

David Attenborough Completed the monster picture book.

Real Soviet Damage Dealt 10,000,000 points of damage.

Profilific Unlocked all profiles.

He Chose...Poorly Changed Ellis's appearance.

You're Already Dead! Try and get a hit count of 650.

Make it Rain Knock New England Captain Packrat James out of the game in any mode.

We Meet at Last Encountered the worst enemy.

Dr. Feelgood Successfully perform 10 Great Triages (over 90%) in Campaign Mode.

YDKJ: Cracker Jack Attacker Get max points on a Jack Attack, including speed bonuses

Monarch You have all the titles. Good work!

Platinum Trophy You've acquired all the trophies.

Skidmark Cause 3 weather slips to your opponent in a Campaign Mode game.

Battagliation Knock Bruno Battaglia out of the game during the League Championship.

Bulldozer Get 10 sacks with Franchise in one Campaign Mode game.

Anatomy Lesson You have caused every possible injury at least once.