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Stealth camouflage. Acquired stealth camouflage. Never worry about being detected ever again.

Hold-Up Artist Reached 100 hold-ups.

Outer Heaven Cleared Chapter 5: Outer Heaven.

I'm dead serious. Threw chaff grenade at ZEKE, leading Paz to ask, "What are you trying to do?" (single player only)

Leap of Faith Performed a Leap of Faith.

Special Staff Recruiter Assembled all special staff members.

Huey's Thoughts Read Huey's love letter.

CQC Six Shot Performed CQC six times in a row.

Kuwabara, Kuwabara. Heard a ghost on the radio.

Launched ZEKE Complete Metal Gear ZEKE.

You have far too many Game Overs. Reached 50 or more game overs.

Perkaholics Anonymous! Survive until round 20 without buying a single Perk. (Map Pack 3 only)

Acquire Waffle Weapons! Obtain the Ray Gun, DG-2, and the Monkey Bomb at the same time in a game. (Map Pack 3 only)

Pack Addict! Upgrade 5 weapons at the Pack A Punch Machine. (Map Pack 3 only)

40 Knives! Kill 40 zombies with the bowie knife. (Map Pack 3 only)

Frequent Flyer! Use the teleporter 8 times. (Map Pack 3 only)

Elevate Your Senses! Activate the Fly Trap. (Map Pack 3 only)

Wacker Packer! Upgrade any weapon in Pack A Punch. (Map Pack 3 only)

Der Electrician! Link all teleport pads before round 7. (Map Pack 3 only)

Paz Mania Obtained Rank S on a date with Paz.

The Illusion of Peace Cleared Chapter 4: The Illusion of Peace.

Basilisk Eater Defeated Pupa, Chrysalis, Cocoon, Peace Walker.

Hideo Kojima Recruited Hideo Kojima.

Fulton Recovery Veteran Reached 300 Fulton recoveries.

A Nation Reborn Cleared Chapter 3: A Nation Reborn.

Indirect Attack Attacked enemy soldiers by blowing up an oil drum or truck (single player only).

Lethal Enforcer Reached 100 kills.

Kotodama Use a CO-OPS Comms battle cry

The Phantom Hero Cleared Chapter 2: The Phantom Hero.

Remember some of the basics of CQC. Knock out 50 enemies with CQC

OUTER OPS Sortie Carried out a mission in OUTER OPS.

A Country Without An Army Cleared Chapter 1: A Country Without An Army.

Stun Specialist Reached at least 100 stun attacks or sleep-inducing attacks.

Headshot Hero Take down 50 enemies with a headshot.

Mech Catcher Captured a mech.

I feel... safe. Wearing a cardboard box gives you that feeling of inner peace.

An Army Without Borders Cleared Prologue: An Army Without Borders.

You're pretty good. Shot enemy with a sleep-inducing weapon right in the middle of their behind.

Don't you have anything else to do? Rolled 100 times or more in a single mission.

Cover-to-Cover Solid: Peace Walker Read all the pages in the Screenplay Book.

Locksmith! Open all doors in the map. (Map Pack 3 only)

The Might of the Monkey! Use the Monkey Bomb. (Map Pack 3 only)

It's a Trap! Kill at least one zombie with three different traps in a single round. (Map Pack 2 only)

Perk-a-Holic Have all four perks simultaneously active in a game of Nazi Zombies. (Map Pack 2 only)

Big Baller Earn 75,000 points in a single Nazi Zombies game. (Map Pack 2 only)

Deadhead Get 150 zombie headshots in a single game. (Map Pack 2 only)