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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Apprentice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

30 Kills: KAL-7 Kill 30 Enemies with the KAL-7

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Brute Beater Successfully Counter all of a Brute's Damage-Giving Attacks

Dyno-Might Master Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion 5 Times

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with the Mk-NDI

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

30 Kills: M9 Kill 30 Enemies with the M9

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

The Greatest SOB That Ever Lived Laugh in danger's face by executing a Clutch Nixon stunt in each region (Solo Campaign only).

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

Where's the Beef? Tenderize a bull with your bare hands. To death (Campaign only).

Photobomb Explore Photo Mode

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

Skilled Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Fish Market Sell 20 fish for cash (Campaign only).

Marco Solo Play in the Swimming Pool on the Cruise Ship

Blindfire Marksman Defeat 20 Enemies by Blind-Firing While in Cover (without aiming)

30 Kills: Wes-44 Kill 30 Enemies with the Wes-44