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"Any plans tonight?" Kissed on a Car

"Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!" Chose the Path of Vengeance

"Sorry, kid." Succeeded as a Mentor

Phoenixes Down Healed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift

Overkill Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call

Fool's Luck Succeeded a Call with <15% of Success

"There. You happy now?" Chose the Least Popular Item from the Store

Work Spouse Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo

From Zero To Hero Maxed Out a Hero

"That’s, like, a real superhero." Told the Truth

Nailed It Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero

Power Trip Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes

"It smells very chemically in here." Gave Him His First Shot

Getting to Know Yous Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power

"But I cheered for Invisigal..." Collected a Knife

Poet's Gut Every strophe is a work of art.

Boneworks You helped the executioner, knacker, and ossuary guardian.

Nevermore You acquired a clever raven.

Martin’s Legacy You’ve completed the restoration of the Kuttenberg astronomical clock.

Home Sweet Home! You completed the reconstruction of your smithy.

Warlock’s Riddle You cracked the riddle of the lost alchemist.

Master of the Blacksmiths’ Guild You passed the Trial and became a Master blacksmith.

Snake Eyes Failed a Call with >70% of Success

"You gonna eat those twinks?" Disobeyed by Invisigal

"Did I drool on you?" Hired at SDN

The End You completed the story.

Been There, Done That You've completed most of the game's content.

Fresh Air You finished DLC3.

Holy Relic You found a Holy Relic.

Stop Licking That! You tasted flour… from the hair of a dead person.

Better Safe Than Sorry You made yourself a plague mask.

Martyr You helped the legate attain martyrdom.

Under a Brown Flag You hung used underwear on the tavern. Very used.

No Good Deed You saved Maleshov without getting caught.

Henry the Bruiser You beat the best brawler around.

The Hydra's Heads All three commanders are dead, and the powder magazine's been taken care of.

Die Another Day As Godwin, you saved your brother.

The Dirty Seven You found all of Dry Devil's comrades-in-arms.

My Shoes! While you were passed out drunk, somebody nicked your shoes.

Nimble Fingers You picked the hardest lock.

Groschen Must Flow You spent ten thousand groschen.

Penitent One You made the penitential pilgrimage.

Reforged You reforged the sword you'd been searching for so long.

New Horizons Welcome to the Kuttenberg region!

Lights Out You slit the throat of an enemy who was looking for you.

Vengeance Istvan is dead. It's about time!

Rock and Stone! You killed an enemy with a boulder dropped from the battlements. Karl would be proud!

A Bird in the Hand You saved Capon from the gallows.

Shiny You won a gold badge in a game of dice.

Truce You've helped the two quarreling villages reconcile. For now.