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Welcome to Hell Visit the Willamette Parkview Mall.

Freefall Drop from a height of at least 16 feet (5 meters).

Photojournalist Take your first photograph.

Stop the invasion Defeat a total of 30 vikings

Treasurer Collect a total of 10 chalices or gobelets

Piece of Cake Complete a VR or Alternative mission

A Cut Above Beat the Tanker and Plant chapters on any difficulty

Another Snake Bites the Dust Defeat Solidus Snake

No Ray, José Defeat Metal Gear RAY

Sharing Is Caring Befriend Olga Gurlukovich

Photo Finish Acquire the digital camera

I Think You Need a Hug, E Find Emma Emmerich

Vampire Slayer Defeat Vamp

Bohemian Candidate Meet President James Johnson

Don't Taze Me, Bro Tranquilize 100 enemies

No-Fly Zone Destroy the AV-88 Harrier II

Thanks, Ames Learn the location of the president

Animal Control Collect a dog tag

Party's Over Defeat Fatman

Lady Fortune Survive Fortune's attack

Hurt Locker Put an enemy in a locker

Bomb Squad Learn how to defuse C4 bombs from Peter Stillman

Spaghetti Cinema Meet Revolver Ocelot

Lights Out Defeat Olga Gurlukovich

Silence is Golden Shoot an enemy radio

Setting the Stage Complete a Playlist for the first time

Parade lap Travel 40 Kilometers (25 miles) anywhere in Hawaii in the same session

Wall to Wall Successfully perform 100 combos incorporating either a wallride or wallplant.
100/100

Fine Feathered Friends Scare 120 clusters of birds.
120/120

It’s Not Too Grindy Successfully land 500 grinds.
500/500

Aloha e na hoa! Complete your Motorfest welcome for the first time

Built Different Own a vehicle in 10 different vehicle categories

Mistakes were made… Use up the rewind feature fully 1 time

Do a Kickflip! Perform a combo worth 7,500 or more, exclusively using flip tricks.

Horrid Birthday Watched the bad ending.

I Came, I Saw, I Kicked Its Ass Defeated Killabilly.

Always On The Phone Collected all telephone messages.

OMG, Music Is Soooo Coooool Collected all BGM.

Master Zombie Hunter You beat Dad's Stage6 clear time.

Aced Auto-shop Class Clear all the Kill Car QTE's in a row.

Rock'n Roll Isn't Here Anymore Defeated Lewis LEGEND.

Endorsed by Cordelia Get 30 headshots.

Perfect Body Completely level up Juliet.

Disco's Dead Defeated Josey.

Dirty Hippy Defeated Mariska.

I Swear! I Did It By Mistake! Peeped under Juliet's skirt once.

Viking Metal Rules! Defeated Vikke.

Groovy Hunter Kill 500 zombies.

Master Sushi Chef Collected all combos.

Zed’s Dead, Baby, Zed’s Dead Defeated Zed.