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Daddy Gotta Eat! Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Jopo Jopo Saves the Universe

Worst Guest Ever You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...

Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going! Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This? Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.

Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

The Ultimate Happy Ending Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!

Final Upgrade! You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!

Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

WE <3 MURDER Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!

It's A Video Game, Kill Something! Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

Instant Clone Soup Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

Clone on Clone Crime Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!

Bet You Can't Make 100 You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

Pet Cemetery Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

You Didn't Have To Do That You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!

BALL FUN TIME Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Platinum Trophy Get all trophies

Nuck Chorris Rex Complete the game without dying

Hard as Nails Complete the game on the Hard difficulty

Outta Nails Complete any fortification objective without repairing

Blast in the Past Kill 20 Dinosaurs with grenades

Allergic Reaction Killed by thorny plants

Clever Girl Died in a Raptor Melee sequence

Plumber Stomachache Destroy 50 exploding mushrooms

Life Finds a Way Complete the game

Crispy Critters Kill 5 Scorpions with the RPG

Gunman Kill a dinosaur using each weapon

What a Prick Survive a Spinosaurus attack

Scorpion King Kill 50 Scorpions

Chicken Chaser Kill 50 Velociraptors

1-Up Kill 1 enemy using an exploding mushroom

Mari-Ouch Killed yourself with an exploding mushroom

I'm the King Kill a Tyrannosaurus

Firepower Kill 50 dinosaurs using stationary weapons

Who Needs a Bug Zapper? Kill 50 Pterosaurs in Rise Above

Death from Below Kill 1 Pterosaur with a grenade

Dinomite! Kill 50 Raptors with a single shot each

Die in a Fire Killed by fire or lava

Raptor Extinction Kill 100 Deinonychus

Welcome to the Jungle Kill 50 Deinonychus

Preparing for the Future Repair all broken entrances before unlocking the gate

Handyman Complete any fortification objective without the dinosaurs getting in