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Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Ghosts and Stuff Complete all secondary content.

Cult Master Defeat the cultists.

Hell Money Find all the money shrines.

Hong Kong’s Finest Complete all Secondary Content.

Cursed Gold Achieve 5 Gold Awards.

Goodie Monster Find all the Evidence Collectibles.

First Step Complete your first mission in Jimmy's Vendetta.

What Witness? Finish the Witness level in "Joe's Adventures."

There's no "I" in Team Score at least 80,000 points in Team Survivors.

It's All About the Points Score at least 40,000 points in Survivors.

Keep the Good Times Rolling Chain a 20-defeated combo in Slayers.

Bringing the Pain Defeat 50 players using physical attacks in Versus.

Run the Gauntlet Complete "Desperate Escape" on Professional.

It Takes Two to Tango Chain a 40-defeated combo in Team Slayers.

Army of One Win 15 matches in Slayers.

Arctic Grave Push the chief witness into the ice lake in "Joe's Adventures."

Eye of the Tiger Win 15 matches in Survivors.

The Team That Slays Together... Win 15 matches in Team Slayers.

We Will Survive Win 15 matches in Team Survivors.

Dockyard Discord Finish the Connection level in "Joe's Adventures."

Faster Than Light Achieve a 10x point multiplayer in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Five Finger Discount Finish the Supermarket level in "Joe's Adventures."

Sharpshooter Kill 100 enemies by headshots in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Carnapper Finish all car dealer missions in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Mind the Goods Finish the Cathouse level in "Joe's Adventures."

Same Shirt Different Day Finish Joe's Adventures on any difficulty.

Revenged Finish "Jimmy's Vendetta" on any difficulty level.

Invincible Defeat Ustanak without anyone on your team being captured.

Easy Pickings Eliminate all players as Ustanak in less than a minute.

Armament King Kill your enemies in "Jimmy's Vendetta" with every weapon available in the game.

Firebug Destroy 100 vehicles in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Jacked Jumper Reach 200 points for one Jump in "Joe's Adventures."

Held Captive Defeat Ustanak with only one Agent remaining.

Killer Combo Achieve a 30-combo chain.

Driftin' Daddy-O Reach 200 points for one Drift in "Joe's Adventures."

Hypersonic Reach 2000 points for one velocity run in "Joe's Adventures."

Last Man Standing--Again Win five times in a row.

Kung Fu Fighting Survive to the end only using physical attacks.

Jack of all Trades Reach 10 different score actions in one mission in "Joe's Adventures."

Team Effort Win without any members of your team being killed.

Take the Stage Defeat your opponent and achieve victory in 3 stages.

Millionaire Earn 1,000,000 points in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Kill or Be Killed Win while in the dying state.

Not without a Fight Defeat Ustanak 20 times.

Massacre Kill 1,000 enemies in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Murder Spree Defeat the BSAA as a creature without dying once.

Staying Alive Return to the game as a human character.