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Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Child of the Elder God You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

Hardboiled Writer You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Couch Potato You have watched every single TV show on offer.

Picking Up After Yourself You have found every manuscript page in Normal mode.

Bright Falls Aficionado You have examined every sign and point of interest in the Bright Falls area.

Every Nook and Cranny You have discovered all of the hidden chests.

An Idyllic Small Town You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.

Gunless Wonder You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.

Detune Upload some music to your system, play that music while playing with detuned, and maximize one of the distortive sound effects.

Hypercaffeinated You have discovered every thermos of coffee.

Meet the Deadline You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

A Friend in Need You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

Alan, Wake Up You completed the game on Nightmare difficulty.

Collector's Edition You have found every manuscript page in the game.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked when all trophies collected.

A Friend Indeed You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

The Scouring of Mordor Challenge the Dark Lord in Mordor.