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KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Hardboiled Writer You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Couch Potato You have watched every single TV show on offer.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

An Idyllic Small Town You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

You Win You Win, Everything

An Army of Four Beat the game without buying a Squad Size upgrade on Classic or Impossible difficulty

Guardian of Earth Designate a highly decorated soldier as the Volunteer

Rise of the Machines Field a squad consisting entirely of augmented soldiers and SHIVs (min. 4) and win the mission

By Our Powers Combined Field a squad with 4 augmented soldiers, each with a different base ability and win the mission

Tingling Sensation Kill an unseen enemy detected by a specially modified soldier in single player

Mutatis Mutandis Field a squad where all members have at least two modifications (min. 4) and win the mission

The Meld Squad Field a fully enhanced squad and win the mission

All Hands On Deck Get at least 4 kills with XCOM Base Security personnel

Someone Your Own Size Kill a Muton Berserker in melee combat in single player