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Power in the Machine Complete Act 04

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Tuned For Excellence Win any event with a tuned car

Downward Spiral Reawakening Complete Act 05

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Up, Up and Away Fly the balloon at every Vantage Outpost

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Building Your stable Purchase another car for your garage

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Scrap Collector Have 10,000 scrap in your inventory

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Knowing the Basics Win a game of Supply Raid and Survivors in find match

Populace Build your clan to 40 people in Factions

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Water Tower Complete a match on Water Tower with at least 5 downs or executions

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Gutgash Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Parch Moon region around Gutgash's Stronghold

Statistical Advantage View Your Hero Card

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

One For All... Find yourself a crew

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers