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More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Weekend Warrior Play in a Champions Event in Football Ultimate Team

Tactical Mastermind Create, customize and name your own Tactic

Just a Little Extra Successfully complete a bounty in FUT Division Rivals

End of an Era Unlock all trophies in TimeSplitters: Future Perfect.

Mapping Out Your Future Create a new map in MapMaker and play on it.

Perfect Future Complete 1924 Future Perfect on Normal or Hard.

The Gang's All Here Unlock all characters.

I'll Save Myself the Trouble Complete 2401 The Hooded Man on Normal or Hard.

Straight to the Source Complete 1924 You Take the High Road on Normal or Hard.

Past-Future Time Loop Complete 2243 Something to Crow About on Normal or Hard.

Space Marine War Machine Complete 2243 Machine Wars on Normal or Hard.

Mutation Crowprocreation Complete 2052 You Genius, U-Genix on Normal or Hard.

The Name's Cortez, Sergeant Cortez Complete 2052 Breaking and Entering on Normal or Hard.

The Princess and the Crow Complete 1994 What Lies Below on Normal or Hard.

It's Time to Split! Escape the lab with 1 minute to spare.

Haunted Horror Havoc Complete 1994 Mansion of Madness on Normal or Hard.

Break Shot Defeat a zombie with a pool ball.

Last Minute Rescue Complete 1969 The Khallos Express on Normal or Hard.

Save Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself In any time loop, ensure Past Cortez doesn’t lose any health.

So, What Do I Win? Win a spin on Khallos' slot machine.

Infiltration Station Complete 1969 The Russian Connection on Normal or Hard.

Groovy Space Man, Well Done Impress Harry Tipper with your stealth ability.

Good Show Old Bean, Good Show Complete 1924 Scotland the Brave on Normal or Hard.

Challenge Accepted Complete all Challenge Sets with a gold or better trophy.

The Golden Standard Complete all Elite League arcade matches with a gold or better trophy.

Silver Lining the Walls Complete all Honorary League arcade matches with a silver or better trophy.

You've Gone Platinum Complete 10 League arcade matches with a platinum trophy.