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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Depths Below Kill Hades

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Shine Lord Kill Helios

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

Shoe Delivery Kill Hermes and acquire his Boots

Sibling Rivalry Kill Hercules

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Ladies Man Successfully entertain Aphrodite

Open Sesame Open the Gates of Tisiphone

Something New! Collect your first flying Landscape page.

Titan Slayer Kill Cronos

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom! Reach the End of the Lava Tube

30 Kills: G-MAL Kill 30 Enemies with the G-MAL

High Five! High-five your Genie after scoring a basket.

Seeing things from a different perspective Solve Hera's Gardens