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The Figurines Won't Win Her Back They do nothing

Hardie's Heroes Pour one out for social democracy

Committee of la Responsabilité Someone should do something about this

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist" Say 10 "traditionalist" things

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Il Coppo Del'Arte! Say 5 Art Cop lines

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit Get your pinball on

The Die Is Cast Rise as a Primaris

AH, EO, EO, EO, EO, OOOOO! Use the rope to go above the abyss in the level "Mountain"

It's stuck Jam a door and go through it in "Carry"

First Victory First Race Win

Challenger Win a race in split-screen

A different Strategy Use a Skill for the first time

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News Answer the phone.

BWM Driver Slipstream behind a player for 5 seconds.

Speedy Exit Exit a Drift with a Boost.

Phew! Come 1st and beat 2nd place by 1 second.

Corporal Score 30,000 points in defense mode

Private Score 10,000 points in defense mode

Snake Get killed by a snake

Your kung fu is strong Kill an opponent with a mid-air kick

Headshot Headshot

Stick Irwin Become the target of a snake and survive the round

Walkover Win a round by every opponent falling off the map

"I can confirm he’s a bad ass." Chose the Path of Mercy

"I'm a bleeder." Kissed on a Stretcher

"Sorry, kid." Succeeded as a Mentor

"All gas no brakes baby." Protected Los Angeles

Overkill Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call

Time's Running Out Completed a Hacking Level With less than 5 Seconds Left

Anti-Antivirus Club Destroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds

Modded Reached all bonuses and successfully avoid all failures

Min Max Upgraded a Stat to 10

Work Spouse Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo

"That’s, like, a real superhero." Told the Truth

Career Development Aced Your Performance Review

Snake Eyes Failed a Call with >70% of Success

From Zero To Hero Maxed Out a Hero

Power Trip Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes

"It smells very chemically in here." Gave Him His First Shot

Getting to Know Yous Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power

"But I cheered for Invisigal..." Collected a Knife

Nailed It Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero

"You gonna eat those twinks?" Disobeyed by Invisigal

Shift Was Lit Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call

Burning Chrome Completed a Hacking Level With at least a third of the Timer Left

"Did I drool on you?" Hired at SDN

A Long Road Ahead Finish Episode 1

Trail Angel Find optional collectible #5 in Episode 1

Bonus Miles Find optional collectible #3 in Episode 1