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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Road Gunner While driving or leaning out of a vehicle, kill 25 enemies (Campaign only).

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

What Now? Complete 3 Side Missions in Hope County (Solo Campaign only).

Close and Personal Perform 25 close combat Takedown Kills (Campaign only).

Liberator Liberate 5 locations from the Project at Eden's Gate (Campaign only).

Scavenger Follow the clues to the end of 3 treasure hunts (Solo Campaign only).

A Wing And A Prayer Fly Nick's plane. Hopefully you're not afraid of heights (Solo Campaign only).

You Are Wrath Be deemed the Sin of Wrath (Solo Campaign only).

Kicking the Hornet's Nest Trigger the wrath of a Herald (Solo Campaign only).

Ain't No Wallflower Who are these people? Speak to 50 citizens of Hope County (Solo Campaign only).

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).