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Venus-wise Hit 5000 times!

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Knee record Hit 3000 times!

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*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times!

What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards!

My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies!

Bolt Action Acquire Zeus’ Fury

Don't They Ever Shut Up! Defeat the Desert Sirens

Hitman Get a 100 Hits Combo

Sword Man Acquire Blade of Artemis

Get the Ball Rolling Complete the Challenge of Atlas

Roll Over ... and Die Win the first Cerberus fight

Kratos' Marble Collection Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Totally Baked Complete the Sacrifice

Key to Success Collect all of the Muse Keys

Beat a Dead Horse Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades

Getting My Ass Kicked Die enough times to get offered Easy mode

Take the Bull by the Horns Defeat Pandora's Guardian