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See Salt Visit every major Peroxian landmark (and report back to the tour guide!)

Porch Pirate Find every scattered Muxxalon package.
58/58

Cardbored Collect all 9 trading cards on Peroxis and Muxxalon.
9/9

That's B.A.L.L., Folks Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.
100/100

Harper? I Barely Know Her! Kill 50 enemies with Harpers glob shot.
50/50

Mux Ado About Shipping Defeat Mux.

We Came, We Chainsaw, We Conquered Kill a Bloat with Knifey's new upgrade.

Fall In Love With A Parasite Find a way to make love to the Parasite Passenger.

It's Like The Santa Clause Become the Riddle Master.

Meet Frasier from Frasier Visit Cheeks and hang out until closing time.

Bathe With A Giant Nude Alien Take a bath with Toxxo.

All in a Day's Work Finish every Match in the Out For Blood Campaign

Welcome to Rollerdrome Finish a Match in the Out For Blood Campaign

Champion Complete the main Campaign

Finalist Reach the Final

Semi Finalist Reach the Semis

Two Birds Eliminate 2 House Players with a single Z-11 shot

Never Outgunned Beat the Spider Tank Mk. I without taking any damage

Half Way Complete 50% of the Challenges in the main Campaign

Three's a Crowd Eliminate 3 House Players with a single Grenade

Every Trick in the Book Perform every Grab Trick in a single Match

Strike A Pose Perform every Grind in a single Match

Quarter Finalist Reach the Quarters

Slugger Finish a level using only Slug Shots

Killstreak Finish a Match in a single Combo

Ready for Anything Complete every Tutorial exercise

Untouchable Finish a Match without taking any damage

Debut Finish your first Match

Warming Up Play through and finish the Entry Tests

Closed File You left no unfinished business

No Place to Hide Hit enemies 1000 times with telekinetic bullets
1000/1000

Cyborg Defeat 350 enemies
350/350

Gravity Bender Throw 50 objects using telekinesis
50/50

Hunter Hit enemies 500 times with telekinetic bullets
500/500

One Click Away Make your final choice and finish the game

A Voice in the Dark Unlock the secret ending by picking up all hidden signals in a single run

Full and Final Settlement Have the settlement signed from all creditors

Zero Gravity Lift 50 enemies
50/50

Lifter Lift 25 enemies
25/25

Unstoppable Defeat 250 enemies
250/250

Veteran Sniper Perform 150 headshots
150/150

Brain-hacker Perform 30 stealth kills
30/30

Mind Over Matter Throw 25 objects using telekinesis
25/25

The Neuro-connector Get the neuro-connector

Flatline Perform 15 stealth kills
15/15

Tough Decision Get rid of the Expert

Telekinesis Use telekinesis for the first time

Sapper Hack all the turrets in the Lussuoso Club

The Red Herring Find out Kyklos' plan

Sniper Perform 75 headshots
75/75