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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.

Entities Master Was victorious in every battle with the evil entities.

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

Not Just Sand Ran from the sandstorm and took less than 3 hits.

Good Sphere Good guys put a stop to the madness.

Almost Too Easy Went to the containment shield with the General.

Good Intentions Good guys work for the greater good.

Good Finish Beat the game as a Hero.

Survival Instincts Defeat the Empress Jaguar

Teammates Did 3 mischievous things with Jodie and Aiden.