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Reject Humanity • Assimilate into Simulation ○ Watch Cards Race Awarded for collecting all other trophies, etc etc. You know the drill. Thanks for playing (err, simulating?) the game!

Welp, I'm Glad That's Over With Move a total of 777 spaces.

Please Don't Mash Me Like a Jar of an Egg-Based Delicacy Move a total of 700 spaces

The House Wins Observe a round end with no winner.

I Hope You're Using Auto Draw Feature Move a total of 600 spaces

Most of the Way There Move a total of 525 spaces

You're Still Going Huh? Move a total of 420 spaces

Master Clairvoyant Guess correctly 10 times.

Insert Creative Name Here Move a total of 325 spaces

Observant Racer Guess correctly 7 times.

Ritualistic Home Run Guess correctly with the angelically possessed baseball who's probably on a watchlist somewhere.

Around the Globe See every racer win in a single game session (does not include "the house").

Bicentennial Move a total of 200 spaces

Card Racing Fiend Guess correctly 5 times.

Furry Flight of Fancy Guess correctly with the feathery dragon who may or may not be on his third round of asset re-use.

Half Dozen... Tens... ish Move a total of 125 spaces

Ace+Deuce Guess correctly 3 times.

Oh Baby a Triple Guess correctly 3 times in a row in a single game session.

The Race is On! Move a total of 75 spaces

Charging Bear... Otter... Thing. Guess correctly with the otterbear who rode a dragon into battle to save the world from a tyrannical wizard/father-in-law. Wait, what happened to this one?

Beginner's Luck Guess correctly twice in a row in a single game session.

Keep It Going Move a total of 50 spaces

Lucky Ace Guess correctly for the first time.

Scalie Slithery Sea Serpent Guess correctly with the snake in a boat whom you may remember from his time hiding behind a mountain for five minutes at a time.

Flip 'Em Over Move a total of 25 spaces

Now I'm hungry Collect all other trophies.

… katsuobushi and kombu Jump 500 times.

… umeboshi and tarako Jump 475 times.

… tuna and salmon Jump 450 times.

The most popular Onigiri fillings are… Jump 425 times.

Onigiris rich history can be dated back almost 2,000 years Jump 400 times.

In Japan, Onigiri are eaten as a quick and easy snack Jump 375 times.

The rice used in an Onigiri isn't always white rice Jump 350 times.

There are many ways to wrap an Onigiri Jump 325 times.

There are many Onigiri shapes Jump 300 times.

Onigiri also known as Nigirimeshi or Omusubi Jump 275 times.

An Onigiri is a rice ball Jump 250 times.

More Super Mega Amazing Tasty Jump 225 times.

Super Mega Amazing Tasty Jump 200 times.

Super Mega Tasty Jump 175 times.

Amazing Tasty Jump 150 times.

Mega Tasty Jump 125 times.

Super Tasty Jump 100 times.

More Tasty Jump 75 times.

Tasty Jump 50 times.

It's Onigiri time! Jump 25 times.

Moving on Up Be on a team in the NASCAR Gander RV & Outdoors Truck Series

First of Many Win the Xtreme Dirt Tour playoffs

Dirty Winner Win an Xtreme Dirt Tour championship

Just Getting Started Complete one career season