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An ace up your sleeve While spectating a match in Tactical View in Manager Career, jump in and score a goal

European Legend Win the UEFA Champions League Final

Purging Glow Obtain 5 Blighted Spirits

Lurking Filth Reach level 10

Left Behind Obtain a relic

Purification Purify Guardian Siegrid

Surgical Aim Complete 25 Precision Passes

Power Shot Score a goal using the power shot mechanic

Dead-ball specialist Score a goal from a Free Kick

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Shop til you drop Buy any item in the Vanity Store

Show me your moves Choose and equip a customized player introduction animation

Am I A Joke To You? Go on a 20-0 scoring run in a single game

Represent! Equip a Player Banner

No Dice Complete a game of Liar's Dice without losing a single die.

What About Hand Grenades? Get a ringer in a game of Horseshoes.

One Sponge to Rule Them All Collect all Trophies

Fashion Hunter Unlock all costumes

Dehydrated Evade all of Pom Pom's shockwaves during the Boss fight

Kah-Rah-Tay King Don't take damage during the Sandy boss fight

Wrath-tub Defeat 25 enemies with the Big Jelly's attack

Return to Sender Defeat 5 Jelly Makers by knocking other enemies into them

Pet you didn't see that coming Don't get seen by King Gary during the boss fight

Wanna see me do it again? Clear every level and defeat the final boss

Knight in shining PJs Deliver all cakes without getting hit once

Spring Cleaning Suck in a total of 100 enemies with the Reef Blower