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Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower

I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima Invade Takoshima

If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

Transmitting From Sol-3 Phone home

Forbidden Donut Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

For King and Country Banish Ammit and defeat Seteki without delivering the Coup de Grace

Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Freshly Squeezed Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Lie Back and Think of Albion Invade Albion

Furon Fashion Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Pimp My Raid Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Cult Following Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Upgreatest Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Bodied Sattva Destroy a tool in Bay City

Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Shop Til They Drop Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Earthly Pleasures Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Mash Machine Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Rock of the Bay Invade Bay City

The End Now go outside

Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world

A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary

But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight

DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records

Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet

Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Spongliform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop

Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Long Distance Charges Explore the rotary phone menu options

Face Infectors Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Essense of Pigeon Spray 3 people with pheromones

Saliva Surrogate Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Solidified Collect all trophies

Elite Obtain the Fox or Big Boss codename

Decked Out Obtain the bandana

Practice Makes Perfect Complete all VR training missions