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We're Proud of You Get a Presidential Success ending.

And Now You Know the Rest of the Story Finish the bonus pathway.

Basically Every Debate Watch a Presidential debate devolve into unintelligible yelling.

This is Canon Meet the current Vice President.

Where Are They Now? Check in with the candidates from the original game.

Champion of Reading Finish all pathways.

In Another Hotel Room Stage a successful rescue mission.

His Brother and Me Meet your candidate's "older" sibling.

We Stan Meet a group of fervant supporters.

The Pizza Delivery Girl Who Saved the World Order out some 'za!

Work Comes First Do your best to ruin daddy-daughter day.

Pie From a Friend Cause three deep-dish political scandals.

Kitten, Around Meet your candidate's offspring.

Mother Ducker Don't forget to read the message before hitting send.

The System is Broken Give a speech about the state of politics.

Sabotage! Maybe everyone IS secretly out to get you.

Thank You, Random Name Generator Meet an official with an interesting last name.

Hot Tea See a photo of your candidate when he was younger.

Great at Reading Finish three pathways.

Cat and Pony Show Make your daytime TV debut.

Fight for the Vote Lay the smackdown on a fellow candidate.

Is Your Antivirus Software Up-to-Date? Learn something unexpected from a doctor.

A.Chievement Meet another robot. Kinda.

America's Not Talent Compete on a TV show.

Animal-Morph Change is good.

She's From the Original Game Meet your candidate's agent.

Why Am I Hungry? Learn your candidate's real name.

You Could've Done Better Get a Dumpster Fire ending.

Good at Reading Finish one pathway.

I Heard a Rumor Discover someone's secret career.

The Awkward Poopsie Legacy See your candidate as a child.

Oh, a Podcast! Become the first politician ever to record a podcast.

Who Wants to Marry a Politician? I would not watch this game show tbh.

Licensed to Wreck Earn a Class 1 demolition licence.

Fresh Foundations Prestige for the first time.

Skyline Shrinker Clear the Office Tower contract.

Rubble Rouser Demolish 10,000 pieces.

Close Encounter Get a visit from a UFO.

Home Wrecker Clear the Small House contract.

Baa-llistic Blow up 100 sheep in Sheep Sweep.

Ahead of Schedule Clear a job with more than half the time left.

Surprise! Get ambushed by a surprise bonus round.

Bare Knuckles Clear the Shack or bigger using only your Fist.

Maxed Out Fully upgrade any upgrade.

Domino Effect Have 50 pieces smash from falling in a single job.

Lateral Thinking Solve your first puzzle.

Eye in the Sky Buy your first drone.

Tea Break Let the clock run out without swinging once.

Brand Damage Smash the logo on the title screen to pieces.

Hammer Time Buy the Hammer.