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Soap on a Rope Completed Chapter 4.

Fight on the Sidewalk! Someone got run over by a car in battle.

Miss Knowledgeable of the Year Awarded for correctly answering all brothers’ questions, all while retaining grace and femininity.

Awakening Dragon Reached level 10 with Kasuga.

Heroes and Villains Completed Chapter 3.

Rock Bottom Completed Chapter 2.

For the Family Completed Chapter 1.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Traumatized Dance with Poppit.

Eat Or Be Eaten Defeated a Magatsuhi Demon.

Sparks of Genius Restore half of the Spark Generators.

Trash Juggler Knock the kids' can below the bottom of the bridge.

First Purchase Buy your first item.

Thorne Beater Defeat Thorne for the first time.

Come At Me Win a combat without playing an Attack.

The Pact Exhaust 20 cards in a single combat.

Be Kind, Please Rewind Watch all the videotapes in a single playthrough.

You Better Start Running Escape from the Baker family home.

The Grave Will Out the Truth Uncover the secret in the old house.

In the Bag Increase your item slots.

Open Your Eyes Use psychostimulants.

Things Got Personal Finish off an enemy with the knife.

You Ain't Gettin' Away Escape to the yard.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Behind Closed Doors Close an open door by yourself.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Can't Catch Me Complete the "Mia" videotape without being spotted by Marguerite.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.