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The Shmoupiest You've become Shmoupier than any Shmoup

Phewww Escape a Black Hole

Radical Solution Tried to end the Black Hole with a missile

It’s a Trap! Feel the crushing power of a celestial body

The OG Real OG Finished 7 games of the Original Mode

The Real OG Finished 3 games of the Original Mode

OG Enjoyer Played Original Mode for 181 seconds or more

It's okay now Finished 15 games

I Am Become Speed Unlock the final Speed Upgrade

Shmoupiten Finished 10 games

OG Survivalist Best Survival time for OG Mode is 31 seconds or more

OG HighScore Enjoyer Your HighScore in OG Mode is 530 or more

The OG Finished your first game of the Original Mode

Impossible Missile Shot 10 missiles

The Machine Gunner Unlock the final FireRate Upgrade

Shmoup Five O Finished 5 games

NORMAL Mode Survivalist Best Survival time for New Mode on NORMAL is 61 seconds or more

The Immortal Die 5 times

The Real Real Killer Killed 500 enemies

Shmoupity Enjoyer Played the game for 311 seconds or more

This New Mode is fun Finished 4 games of the New Mode

HARD Mode Survivalist Best Survival time for New Mode on HARD is 31 seconds or more

HARD HighScore Enjoyer Your HighScore in HARD for New Mode is 110 or more

Too Hard? Finished your first game on Hard

I Am Become Death Destroy a Planet

Missile Impossible Shot 5 missiles

The Real Killer Killed 250 enemies

New Mode Enjoyer Played New Mode for 181 seconds or more

Hard Shmoup Check You've started the game on Hard!

Pretty Average Finished your first game on Normal

NORMAL HighScore Enjoyer Your HighScore in NORMAL for New Mode is 333 or more

Strike! Kill 5 enemies with a single missile

Normal Shmoup Check You've started the game on Normal!

Too Fast? Devolve one level of Speed Upgrade for the first time

Life Saver Unlock the final Life Upgrade

The Cicada Unlock your first upgrade

EASY HighScore Enjoyer Your HighScore in EASY for New Mode is 666 or more

The Ant Reach 100 Shmoup Points

EASY Mode Survivalist Best Survival time for New Mode on EASY is 91 seconds or more

That's a first Finished your first game of the new mode

Too Easy Finished you first game on Easy

Oops, I dieded again Die once

WHOOPS Managed to destroy your ship with a missile

Meaningless Tried to shoot at a Black Hole

The New Boss Kill a Boss

The Real Shooter Shot 367 bullets

The Killer Killed 50 enemies

The beginning of times Witness the birth of a Black Hole

Poor Thing Witness a enemy be swallowed by a Black Hole

They’ve got what they deserve Witness a celestial body crush an enemy ship