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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

The Longest Night Complete the tutorial.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Dancing in the Dark Kill the power.

One Is Better Than None Purchase one skill.

Rune Contact Acquire a Caryll Rune that endows hunters with special strength.

Gone to Hell Complete Chapter 1 in Leon's campaign.

Four of a Kind Kill 4 enemies in a row with headshots in the single player campaign.

Vicar Amelia Defeat the beast that once was Vicar Amelia.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Save the Bacon Protect 'War Pig', the Abrams tank.

The Witch of Hemwick Defeat the Witch of Hemwick.

Daredevil Kill an enemy while blinded by a flashbang in the single player campaign.

Death From Above Operate an AC-130 gun ship.

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Shadow of Yharnam Defeat the Shadow of Yharnam.

Rescue Roycewicz Save Pvt. Roycewicz on the stairs.

Straight Flush Kill 5 enemies with one shot while in the AC-130 gunship.

Rom, the Vacuous Spider Defeat Great One: Rom, the Vacuous Spider.

Rune Master Acquire an extremely precious Caryll Rune.

Nightmare Lecture Building Gain entry into the Byrgenwerth lecture building,
that drifts within the realm of nightmare.

Buried Secrets Complete Chapter 2 in Leon's campaign.