karmakiller1987

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

Platinum Trophy Collect all trophies

Green Inferno Finish the game in Inferno mode

Daimyo Collect all golden coins

Librarian Collect 75% of scrolls

Archaeologist Collect 100% of scrolls

True Warrior Defeat 850 enemies in Horde Mode

Beloved Own 1,000,000 social points

Time For A Vacation! You rescued all the roaches, defeated the landlord and soaked up the sun!

Maximum Lives! Collect the maximum amount of lives.

Competed Level 40 Compete Level 40

Competed Level 50 Compete Level 50

Where Are My Friends? Platinum Good job! Completed all tasks!

Invulnerable: BUNKER Complete Bunker-level without dying

Invulnerable: CAVE Complete Cave-level without dying

Master Star Hunter Get 300 stars overall in Arcade mode

Survival Skill Level 2 Pass 30 levels in Survival mode

Survival Skill Level 3 Pass 50 levels in Survival mode

Survival Skill Level 4 Pass 80 levels in Survival mode

Survival Skill Level 5 Pass 100 levels in Survival mode

Score King!! Get 500,000,000 points playing through the levels

Spidy superstar!! Get 5 stars on all special levels

Game end Complete the game

Alien Star! Get at least 3 stars on all levels of the game

Alien Hero! Get at least 4 stars on all levels of the game

Trophy Killer Unlock all Trophies

Competed Level 59 Compete Level 59