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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Bookmarked Tag 100 enemies

Rune Contact Acquire a Caryll Rune that endows hunters with special strength.

Chalice of Pthumeru Acquire the Chalice of Pthumeru that seals the catacombs
that form a web deep below Yharnam.

Blood-starved Beast Defeat Blood-starved Beast.

Hard Crash Perform 10 vehicle take downs

Resuscitated Body Stare into space from the Bunker.

Egg Hunt Find all 4 types of eggs.

Vicar Amelia Defeat the beast that once was Vicar Amelia.

Death From Above Operate an AC-130 gun ship.

Family Man Complete Act 1

Straight Flush Kill 5 enemies with one shot while in the AC-130 gunship.

The Witch of Hemwick Defeat the Witch of Hemwick.

The Frequency of Fear Scan Gotham City to pinpoint Scarecrow's location.

Shadow of Yharnam Defeat the Shadow of Yharnam.

Roadkill Kill 2 enemies by blowing up a car in the single player campaign.

Wrong Number Find Al-Asad's safehouse.

Down Boy Down Survive a dog attack.

Explosion Man Kill 20 enemies with explosives in a single level.

Vestiges of Prosperity Arrive at the city ruins.

No Rest for the Weary Stab an injured crawling enemy.

Rom, the Vacuous Spider Defeat Great One: Rom, the Vacuous Spider.