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Run Astro Run! Got a total Speed Run time of 7 minutes or under.

Curiosity Killed the Cat Wear the paper bag.

Cat-a-Pult Jump 500 times.

Télé à chat Browse through all of the TV channels.

Boom Chat Kalaka Dunk the basketball.

Brutal Brawler Kill 5 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

She's Alive Travel to Louisiana.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

A-ha! Obtain something by closely examining an item.

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Behind Closed Doors Close an open door by yourself.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.