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Pressure's Off Obtain all trophies

Suspicious Modifications Complete the Private Jet laser and anti-gravity parts first

As It Was Foretold... Complete Career Mode

All Hands on Deck Complete the Fishing Boat bow, steps and main deck first

Delicate Excavation Completely clean the Ancient Monument using only the white nozzle

Good Dings to Come Clean 95% of any job without completing any tasks

Fashionista Equip a new outfit, gloves and washer modification at the same time

Bucket List At the Ancient Statue, knock over four buckets

Tyresome Complete the Monster Truck tyres first

Best Buds Ride around the Ferris Wheel with a gnome

Coconut Dodge At the Fairground, knock over all of the coconuts

Gnome Sweet Gnome In the Temple, ensure the gnome is on the tower roof once the job is complete

Delaying the Inevitable In the Washroom, complete the toilets, toilet seats and toilet lids last

Sole Task Complete the sole of the Shoe House last

Gutted Complete the Bungalow gutters last

Shine Bright On the Helter Skelter, complete the objects that have lightbulbs before anything else

Blast from the Past In the Subway Platform, complete the advertising boards first

StegoScore In the Playground, roll the football up the stegoslide

Unlimited Powerwash Own the Prime Vista PRO and six of its attachments

Heavy Hitter Own the Prime Vista 3000 and five of its attachments

Urban Xpert Own the UrbanX U2 and four of its attachments

Fully Equipped Own the Prime Vista 1500 and three of its attachments

Gold Standard Get five gold medals in Challenge Mode

Perfectly Balanced, As All Things Should Be Collected all other trophies

A Joyful Nurse Revive 1996 players as Support in Multiplayer

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

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You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Loot Goblin You've picked up 1,000 things. Are you planning on sharing any of that?
1000/1000

leetsauce l33t hax0r! Kill 1337 Zombies.
1337/1337

Rip & Tear Pummel the dead into mulch. Kill 500 zombies with melee weapons.
500/500

Range Day You might want some ear protection! Kill 500 zombies with firearms.
500/500

All Done Unlock all trophies

A Closer Look Look in all peepholes and telescopes long enough to hear Edith's commentary

All Roads Take both paths to the house

Let Him Finish Let the drunken sailor finish his song

Wildlife Photographer Take a picture of the rabbit outside Odin Finch National Park

Everything Ends Finish all stories

Loop-de-loop-de-loop Play Calvin's story again

Great Owl Catch 2 rabbits with only 2 swoops

Replay a Story Replay a story after completing the game

Thanks, Johann! See Johann's name in the ending credits

G-R-E-G-O-R-Y Knock all the letters of Gregory's name into the bathtub

Clear the Table Clear all balls off the pool table