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Picky Loot 200 enemies.

A Survivor Is Born Complete the game.

Clever Girl Purchase all skills in one category.

Now We're Getting Serious Fully mod and completely upgrade any weapon.

Historian Find 75% of all documents.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Welcome to Los Santos You repo'd a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Employee Of The Month Complete 25 Abstergo challenges.

Mer-man Swim a total of 1 nmi.

No Apologies Complete memory sequence 4.

Silence, Fool! Kill a guard ringing a bell.

Business And Pleasure Earn 50,000 reales.

Death Of A Salesman Complete memory sequence 5.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Mixing Up The Medicines Complete memory sequence 6.

Getting Weird Around Here Complete present day mission 3.