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Sally Likes Blood Demonstrate killer economic sensibilities by taking down 3 enemies with a single bullet.

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

VIP Receive orders from Lancer.

Give me liberty, or give me death Escape Vorkuta.

Vehicular Slaughter Destroy all enemies on vehicles during the prison break.

Sacrifice Ensure your squad escapes safely from Cuba.

Death to Dictators Take down Castro with a headshot.

I Don't Think They Exist In TranZit, kill one of the denizens of the forest while it is latched onto you.

Pop Goes the Weasel In Mob of the Dead, break the cycle.

No One Escapes Alive In Mob of the Dead, execute the escape plan.

Feed the Beast In Mob of the Dead, obtain Hell's Retriever.

Paranormal Progress In Mob of the Dead, open a door without spending points.

When the Revolution Comes In Buried, return to processing.

Mazed and Confused In Buried, survive an entire round within the maze on round 20 or higher.

FSIRT Against the Wall In Buried, purchase the LSAT off the wall and Pack-a-Punch it.

Ectoplasmic Residue In Buried, acquire a perk for free.

Welcome to the Club Reach Sergeant (Level 10) in multiplayer Public Match.

Heavy Metal In Die Maschine, forge the Pack-A-Punch machine.

Nowhere Left to Run Complete Nowhere Left to Run in Campaign on any difficulty.

Megaphoning It In Shut N. Gin up

Faster Than a Tortoise Earn any Time Trial Relic

N. Vincible Beat a story level without dying

Reality-Shattering Proportions Meet Lani-Loli

Taking the Side Road Complete a Bonus Path

Altitude Sickness Crouch or slide into a double jump

Channel Surfer Spend some time surfin' the waves

Missed Jump Fall inside the city.

A Little Chatty Meow 100 times.

Have you ever seen so many seagulls Find yourself surrounded by a flock of seagulls

Back to the stone age Craft a stone tool

Associate, Mages Guild Joined the Mages Guild

Closed an Oblivion Gate Closed an Oblivion Gate, Main Quest

Escaped the Imperial Sewers Escaped the Imperial Sewers, Main Quest Beginning

Saddle Up Tame a Horse.

Atlantis? Find an underwater ruin.

Cow Tipper Harvest some leather.

Have a Shearful Day Use Shears to obtain wool from a sheep.

Pork Chop Cook and eat a pork chop.

Iron Man Wear a full suit of Iron armour.

DIAMONDS! Acquire diamonds with your iron tools.

Acquire Hardware Smelt an iron ingot.

Hot Topic Construct a furnace out of eight cobblestone blocks.

Getting an Upgrade Construct a better pickaxe.

Monster Hunter Attack and destroy a monster.

Time to Farm! Use planks and sticks to make a hoe.

MOAR Tools Construct one type of each tool (one pickaxe, one spade, one axe and one hoe).

Time to Strike! Use planks and sticks to make a sword.

Time to Mine! Use planks and sticks to make a pickaxe.

Benchmarking Craft a workbench with four blocks of wooden planks.

Getting Wood Punch a tree until the block of wood pops out.