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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Road Gunner While driving or leaning out of a vehicle, kill 25 enemies (Campaign only).

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

What Now? Complete 3 Side Missions in Hope County (Solo Campaign only).

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Close and Personal Perform 25 close combat Takedown Kills (Campaign only).

Liberator Liberate 5 locations from the Project at Eden's Gate (Campaign only).

Scavenger Follow the clues to the end of 3 treasure hunts (Solo Campaign only).

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

You Are Wrath Be deemed the Sin of Wrath (Solo Campaign only).

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Kicking the Hornet's Nest Trigger the wrath of a Herald (Solo Campaign only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Ain't No Wallflower Who are these people? Speak to 50 citizens of Hope County (Solo Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).