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Regatta Get into a boat.

Aurora Name the locomotive.

Exodus Complete the MOSCOW level.

Martian Patch the Gasmask.

Brakeman Detach all train cars on the MOSCOW level.

Beyond Perfection Obtain all trophies

The Optional Mandate Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)

Ouch of Body Experience Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Trans-Siberian Express S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower

PK Slam Dunk Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

This Is Earth Radio Collect all songs

Steezy Down the Spine S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

Arty Facts Collect all Alien Artifacts

Against All Odds Complete all odd jobs

Gotta Catch All the Pop Art Collect all posters

Path of the Furon S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

To Russia With Love S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Forbidden Donut Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Deincarnated Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Lobster Blisque Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Toilet Break Demolish a public toilet on each map

Ultimate Smoothie Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Hidden Human Hive Harvest Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Fly Me to the Moon Base Invade Solaris

Scuttled Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Dusted Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska! Invade Tunguska

Arkvoodle Doodle Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Kaijuiced Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima Invade Takoshima

Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Upgreatest Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Freshly Squeezed Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Lie Back and Think of Albion Invade Albion

If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

Transmitting From Sol-3 Phone home

Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2 Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

Pimp My Raid Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Cult Following Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Shop Til They Drop Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Earthly Pleasures Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Bodied Sattva Destroy a tool in Bay City

Furon Fashion Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Mash Machine Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Rock of the Bay Invade Bay City