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Dog Person Yes, you can!

Ancient Curse Complete Night 3

Treasure Hunt Complete Day 3

Family Lost Complete Night 2

Climber Synchronization complete

Easy As Pie Complete Day 2

Cat Person Haven't we met before?

Shovel Night Complete Night 1

Case Closed Complete Day 1

Welcome to Raven Brooks Complete Tutorial

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

Couch Potato You have watched every single TV show on offer.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

World 12 Unlocked! You unlocked the final world. Praise be unto the cubes.

Boss 11 Defeated! They were firing their lasers and you survived.

Boss 10 Defeated! You stopped all bases from being taken.

World 11 Unlocked! What if the game stopped after this world? That'd be weird, huh?

1000 Deaths Sadist.

World 10 Unlocked! Now you're being "pointed" into the right direction!

Boss 9 Defeated! OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO MANY OF THEM!

World 9 Unlocked! Oh wait, there is more? This isn't your traditional retro game, now is it?

Boss 8 Defeated! You finally killed Master Sphere... or did you?

Boss 7 Defeated! You really 'alien'ated those enemies!

World 8 Unlocked! You've made it to the final world!

World 7 Unlocked! Generic win message.

Boss 6 Defeated! ERROR! DESCRIPTION NOT FOUND.

Boss 5 Defeated! That was a'maze'ing!

World 6 Unlocked! Congrats! Even your mom would be proud of you!

World 5 Unlocked! Even though things were hard to see at times, you managed to beat it!

Boss 4 Defeated! You really are the bomb!

World 4 Unlocked! Yeah, okay.

Boss 3 Defeated! You really commanded that battle pretty well!

Over 750 Shots! That's a lot of shots! Go get a life!

Over 4000 Bounces! Let's bounce out of here.

World 3 Unlocked! Now you're getting somewhere.

Boss 2 Defeated! Another one bites the dust.

World 2 Unlocked! Good job! You beat the basic tutorial world!

Boss 1 Defeated! The first step to an angular universe.

You died! The first of many deaths.

Trophy trophy! You finally got a trophy in PING REDUX+™! Good job! Here is a trophy for getting a trophy!

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.