golddragonkiller

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

brail dirty a vehicle to the fullest extent

good drivers have dead flies on the side windows spend 5 minutes sliding

medium attack reach 150 km/h

podium win your first season

light attack reach 100 km/h

The Nature of the Beast Breed every type of beast
12/12

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
50/50

Merlin's Beard! Complete all Merlin Trials
95/95

Demiguise Dread Find all Demiguise statues
33/33

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
8/8

Finishing Touches Use Ancient Magic on every enemy in the game
34/34

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
83/83

The Root of the Problem Stun 10 different enemies using a Mandrake
10/10

Going Through the Potions Brew every type of potion
6/6

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Raising Expectations Reach a combo of 100

The Good Samaritan Complete all side quests
57/57

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
10/10

Room with a View Reach the highest point in the castle, the Headmaster's upper study

The Intrepid Explorer Discover all cairn dungeons
5/5

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
3/3

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line