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Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Feel the Urn Collect and use at least 2 Urns of Power

You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff... Collect all Uber Chests

Eye Sore Collect 20 Cyclops Eyes

Get Over Here! Rope pull 5 enemies off edges.

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

I’ll Take the Physical Challenge Complete the Challenge of the Gods

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Trophy of Zeus Unlock all God of War® Trophies

Former Adventurer Incapacitate 25 enemies with dodge counter.

Bleeding Thumbs Beat the Challenge of the Titans

Trophy of Gaia Unlock all God of War® II Trophies

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Good Samaritan Revive a teammate in a multiplayer match.

Lights Out Kill 10 multiplayer enemies using your melee attack.

Adventurer Complete a match in all multiplayer modes.

Chatterbox Complete all conversations with the Endurance crew.

Arkham City Sirens Drop in on an old friend

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.