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When a Plan Comes Together Completed Chapter 4 of Episode 3

Pretender Man Completed Chapter 3 of Episode 3

That's Some Pig Exhaust your conversation with Reuben

A World of Pure Imagination Completed Chapter 2 of Episode 3

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

30 Kills: Moss-12 Kill 30 Enemies with the Moss-12

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Back to the Grind Completed Chapter 1 of Episode 3

Left Behind Completed Chapter 6 of Episode 2

In the Shadow of Giants Completed Chapter 5 of Episode 2

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Top of the Heap You have mastered the game and collected all there is to collect!

Battle Hardened The Final Battle Against Gol and Maia

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

The Super Orberator Collect 2000 Precursor Orbs

Maximum Power! Collect 101 Power Cells

Set Me Free Already! Free the Green Sage

Totally Buzzed Out! Collect 112 Scout Flies

No, Set Me Free! Free the Blue Sage

No Time to Lose Completed Chapter 4 of Episode 2

Occam's Razor Acquired the Engineer

Hey, Set Me Free! Free the Yellow Sage